- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

why was the man sad? his wife died

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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