- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

womens rights

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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