Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Error 37.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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