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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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