What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Minecraft.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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