- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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