- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Minecraft.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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