- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What did death say to life? Go die

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

black people are white when i use night gogles

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Charles Manson is innocent.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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