Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Moooo

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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