what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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