- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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