- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

I dont have a girlfriend

dry handjob

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Don't believe in Atheists.

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