Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Nick Cannon

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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White men's rights

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field day?

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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The government

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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whats 69+2? 71

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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say cheese

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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