- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Obama walks into a hospital....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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