Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Moral

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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sharks

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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