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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kaite is dumb that is true

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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