What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Today is March 22.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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all hail based mark

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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porn-hub

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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