- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What do you call a black man? A person

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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