- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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