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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was once a hamster.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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