- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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