- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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