Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Soccer...

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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