- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Women can vote? WTF

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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