- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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