Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Anti Joke

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