Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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