- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

womens rights

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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