Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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