- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what did the old lady die of old age...

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Charles Manson is innocent.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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