What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Get off my porch.

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