- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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