- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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