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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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