Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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