Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

This sentence is a lie.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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