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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

tommy is retared

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

its funny cuz i laughed!

being sober in a bar fight

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Like this joke, bitch.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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