Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

This sentence is a lie.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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