- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Feminism

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Your mums a potato

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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