Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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