your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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