- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

If youre African, why are you white?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

shut up kobe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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