- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Knock knock come in.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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