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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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You all have Aids

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Stop procrastinating.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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