what do gay people eat?? food

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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A woman wears a dress.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Bumsniffer

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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