- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Coldpaly is a good band

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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