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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

This is a joke.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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