whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

tommy is retared

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

being sober in a bar fight

its funny cuz i laughed!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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