- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What stops a train? A missile

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

This is a joke.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.