Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

thumb_up thumb_down -29

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

thumb_up thumb_down -33

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops