Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A man walks into a vagina

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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haha Otarts was here

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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