knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Oh s***

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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refridgrator

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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