- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

If youre African, why are you white?

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

shut up kobe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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