- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

more chocolate?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

i had sex.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Phew... it's gone.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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