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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

what did the old lady die of old age...

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Charles Manson is innocent.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

womens rights

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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