Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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