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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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