- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

pudding

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

You were born.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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