A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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