Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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