Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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An man walks to a bra

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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