- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

I grunt when I poop.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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