- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

homosexuals are gay

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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