your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Today is March 22.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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gay people

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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chirs

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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