What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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KONY 2012

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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