Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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