Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

you suck

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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