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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Because she has down's syndrome

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

i just pooped that is all!

Katy Perry

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Sam Hengal.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Make me famous

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