- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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